Dear public and teachers who use our facilities for the betterment of the younger generation,
It has come to my attention that the lot of you are lazy. When I look at the forms I am supposed to be alphabetizing, and see that in fact, the "Hyde Park Rowing Association" and "Crew" are the same thing but are filed under both C,H and R, it is beyond infuriating. I am not to put these in alpha order at all! These silly papers have been taking up my lap for three hours for nothing!
Hyde Park Little League, I understand that you are run by multiple individuals, much like Hyde Park Soccer and Lacrosse. Indeed you are a conglomerate of teams from all over the district, but if you use our fields, use your real name. None of this "HPLL" crap, this "Hyde Park LL" abbreviation business. You are not J.Lo, and your time, hate to bring this to reality, isn't worth so much that it would really pain you to take the two seconds to write out Hyde. Park. Little. League. AND THE DATE. on each and every one of your forms.
And Girls LaX. What's that you may ask? Well for all you non Lacrosse enthusiasts, it means Lacrosse. Literally, the X is the cross. Took me a while to get that one. The word Lacrosse is just so tediously long I can totally understand why you replaced half the word with a symbol. Gone all "Artist formerly known as Prince" on us. Trendy.
Sure you lazy people blame it on the illiterate Janitorial staff, but really? It's your fault. Get your shit together for next year,I don't want to have to send another nasty memo. That's for you Janet, for approving all those illegibly and improperly signed and filled out forms. Loved that blank one you signed. Seriously, woman how do you function?
Have a great day! C
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
Sunday, June 20, 2010
sunday
For chrissakes be a better man. Do you really lose your life if you don't go out? No. Idiot. You're losing respect every time you do. Namely mine.
Saturday, May 29, 2010
Random representatives of the last week:
This Morning I woke up because my cat was licking my neck.
ALSO yesterday it occurred to me that the saying "every day is a revolution" is not just pretentious hippie speak (right on man), it's actually astronomically true because the earth rotates to cause days and nights.
Rediscovered Guero on my iPod yesterday as well.
The heat has somewhat broken on the east coast, it is no longer a sauna in the house.
The ants are back.
Ate Liverwurst this week. Guilty Pleasure or good source of mystery-meat iron?
I am going to the mall with a specific goal of shoes I can wear to a wedding, I am almost positive however this objective will not be achieved.
ALSO yesterday it occurred to me that the saying "every day is a revolution" is not just pretentious hippie speak (right on man), it's actually astronomically true because the earth rotates to cause days and nights.
Rediscovered Guero on my iPod yesterday as well.
The heat has somewhat broken on the east coast, it is no longer a sauna in the house.
The ants are back.
Ate Liverwurst this week. Guilty Pleasure or good source of mystery-meat iron?
I am going to the mall with a specific goal of shoes I can wear to a wedding, I am almost positive however this objective will not be achieved.
Sunday, May 23, 2010
creation of a poem
I hate when things are just too personal for your best friends to find out about.
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
today there was a choice of many things, getting up , going to the ceramics studio to finish the final project, painting early, finishing some waterbased media stuff. I chose: sleep.
Just woke up at ten fifty, gotta grab breakfast deliver a check go to the studio and work, then to six hours of painting class. then more work, as I have finals that need finishing. Ah the life.
I feel kind of like a bomb waiting to self destruct. I'm pretty sure I'm going to get sick as soon as my will to succeed stops powering me, I'm dizzy and nauseous all the time. Here's hoping its a stomach bug and nothing more.
Just woke up at ten fifty, gotta grab breakfast deliver a check go to the studio and work, then to six hours of painting class. then more work, as I have finals that need finishing. Ah the life.
I feel kind of like a bomb waiting to self destruct. I'm pretty sure I'm going to get sick as soon as my will to succeed stops powering me, I'm dizzy and nauseous all the time. Here's hoping its a stomach bug and nothing more.
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