building use.

Dear public and teachers who use our facilities for the betterment of the younger generation,

It has come to my attention that the lot of you are lazy. When I look at the forms I am supposed to be alphabetizing, and see that in fact, the "Hyde Park Rowing Association" and "Crew" are the same thing but are filed under both C,H and R, it is beyond infuriating. I am not to put these in alpha order at all! These silly papers have been taking up my lap for three hours for nothing!

Hyde Park Little League, I understand that you are run by multiple individuals, much like Hyde Park Soccer and Lacrosse. Indeed you are a conglomerate of teams from all over the district, but if you use our fields, use your real name. None of this "HPLL" crap, this "Hyde Park LL" abbreviation business. You are not J.Lo, and your time, hate to bring this to reality, isn't worth so much that it would really pain you to take the two seconds to write out Hyde. Park. Little. League. AND THE DATE. on each and every one of your forms.

And Girls LaX. What's that you may ask? Well for all you non Lacrosse enthusiasts, it means Lacrosse. Literally, the X is the cross. Took me a while to get that one. The word Lacrosse is just so tediously long I can totally understand why you replaced half the word with a symbol. Gone all "Artist formerly known as Prince" on us. Trendy.

Sure you lazy people blame it on the illiterate Janitorial staff, but really? It's your fault. Get your shit together for next year,I don't want to have to send another nasty memo. That's for you Janet, for approving all those illegibly and improperly signed and filled out forms. Loved that blank one you signed. Seriously, woman how do you function?

Have a great day! C

sunday

For chrissakes be a better man. Do you really lose your life if you don't go out? No. Idiot. You're losing respect every time you do. Namely mine.